A convo between '3' & I...aimless but fun....crackers!

Well.... it's been a while - i've been here, there & everywhere since last writing in this bloody blog. Been to south africa.... wore a sari, celebrated crimbo in london, ice-skated new year in - and now I'm here.... '3' & I randomly chatted all day 2day - here's what we had to say/ some of it! :

Darsho says:
hey - the herbal company have a miss herbal inn competition every yr - winner gets a paid trip to china - runners up get £1000 worth of products/medicines..... i'm thinking bout entering! how funny wud that be!

sweetp says:
lol...hey anything that gets you a free trip is all good in my books

sweetp says:
anyway darshigirl. i gotta go. gotta fetch mum in a lil bit. catchya later ok?

Darsho says:
yeah i know! i'll get dressed up - take a cheesy pic so u can have a laugh

sweetp says:
what do you gotta do

sweetp says:
like is it a pageant or something?

Darsho says:
not a walk around stru ur stuff pageant - but a take a nice photo pageant.....

Darsho says:
wear this dress http://www.oli.co.uk/Web/main/productdisplay.asp?An=673&A=58X508%5F14&N=426+4294967158+673+697+715+4294964231&Nao=48&Au=P%5FMasterItem&Nu=P%5FMasterItem&Ns=P%5FColour%7C0%7C%7CP%5FSize%7C0

sweetp says:
wtf?

Darsho says:
how weird all the code hasnt copied over

sweetp says:
er...?

Darsho says:
u have to slect all the info - and put it in ru browser window...
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sweetp says:
ok. first one or second?

Darsho says:
anyone - they're the same

Darsho says:
it's a silver dress - lexi bought me for crimbo

sweetp says:
ok..what s it 4?

Darsho says:
also got this top http://www.asos.com/Chloe-Sevigny/Asos/Chiffon-Pleated-Blouse/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=201951&cid=4169&clr=Cream&Rf-100=Shirts&sh=0

Darsho says:
to wear for the chinese man!
Darsho says:
for my pageant pic....

sweetp says:
what the hell is crimbo?

Darsho says:
xmas - santa.... felis lavi das?

Darsho says:
u alive?

sweetp says:
fuck i'm old

sweetp says:
barely man...barely

sweetp says:
oohh nice dress man...

Darsho says:
yeah will shave my legs & sock it to em chinese ppl

Darsho says:
i want a holiday to china! 7 days! wahooooo!

Darsho says:
so whatchya dooin?

sweetp says:
lol. did anyone ever tell you you're special?

sweetp says:
getting ready to fetch the two loldies...finishing my noodles

Darsho says:
i know i have a few marbles loose - but i'm a product of a lot of sh*t - i mean my generation is like all liek fcked up man

Darsho says:
oh no - u succumbed to da 2 minutes.....

Darsho says:
are u slurping?

sweetp says:
yeah..your generation is..you young thing you...

sweetp says:
sluuuuurp!

Darsho says:
Burp

Darsho says:
napkin pls ....dab dab

sweetp says:
back at ya...

sweetp says:
cant seem to see the blouse

Darsho says:
u know - this convo is being recorded - i'ma gonna paste it in my blog..... it'll be like a book

sweetp says:
but really like the dress

Darsho says:
hey u said bye to me ages ago

sweetp says:
onh no! you're kidding! why didn't you tell me? i woulda dressed for the occasion

Darsho says:
dnt notice

Darsho says:
bye bye if ya gotta go - have a tinkle in the winkle b4 driving - them noodles can crack ur arse

sweetp says:
yeah...figured you were having a hard time letting me go..i have that effect on ppl

Sugiyama's Hen Night!!!!

Well sometimes I have to blow my own trumpet & say - I plan a mean hen night!


Maybe it's a part time job in the making - but every girl had party packs, with games, willy straws, willy glitter headgear - it was a night of fun & laughter....but sadly we didn't get the bride to be sooo drunk that she threw up everywhere! Shirked my duties there!

For those mates who aren't on facebook - you can view some of the pics on http://www.smithwedding07.blogspot.com/ - yes I've created yet ANOTHER blog! Here's a taster tho:


Dear me.....seems I do have too much time on my hands!

Toodles for now
xxx

Living my life vicariously thru u......

So the diva that is J to the M, partied wid the might B2M last night.......and I'm super smashin mega jealooos!!!!!!

Damn that girl! So my plan...(cos Darsho always has a plan) is to attach spy cameras to all of her accessories...that is Plan A. Plan B, would be to trawl the celeb nightclubs myself....but that would defo lead to the big D word wid the 'ol man....see what I'm saying?

Anyhoo - u haven't heard from me in a while - I've been working(boring!) but am back now & ready to rumble!!!!

Waahhaaa - evil laugh

For those readers who thought I got tired of the blogging or ran after Quentin Tarantino and dissapeared because of mental breakdown - you're all wrong!

I have actually been working (for once;) - updating the Trendster website, ready for Christmas and all it's loveliness!

And at the mo - I'm coming to terms with SEO crap....it's taken me a year to figure out what takes most people a day! No, I'm not thick or mentally handicapped....my brain just doesn't work when it comes to certain things.....SEO being one of them!!!

So Mr SEO extraordnaire.....jet over here to my rescue and we can talk numbers!

Over and out.

I just saw Quentin Tarantino!!!!!

Anyone who knows me - knows me lurves to see celebs - just to say 'i've seen them' and today i decided to step outside my office & there he was signing autographs!!! Now I've watched 80% of his movies - and think he's brilliant - so was a little star struck & smiled like an idiot - but didn't ask for an autograph!
Now no one will believe me!

P.S. just to clarify - i was not stalking him & did not run after him - that I reserve for the likes of Brad Pitt / Martin Henderson:)

pop goes the weasel!

well....i had a weird start 2 my day..........1st i woke up & remembered my dream - which consisted of me & the hubby having a bath in a restaurant - with people eating around us! (I know - u can't make cooky stuff like this up!)


Then the button on my trouser popped whilst getting ready for work! dHOH! I blame the store I bought it from - cos after a few washes, the poor thing was hanging on for dear life from it's wittle string.... so off came those pants & on came one that was ironed but didn't match - sometimes u have have to just make those fashion mistakes!!!!





But 2day - i no care - cos it's our wedding anniversary!!! Whoppeeee the hubby put up with me for another year!!!

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